Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Fireflies: Summer of 87-My Monkey Days

My mom tells me that I was one of those kids who didn't crawl and straightaway walked. And it showed when I was growing up.

I was superactive as a kid one who couldn't stay in one place or one thing for too long. I was into every kind of extra-curricular activities, including but not limited to sports, music, drama, art, not to mention the fist-fights, the tree-rooftop climbs or the uncanny ability to take apart the pieces and put back together every tricycle or four wheels(not the big ones-the kiddie ones) I got as gifts.

I was not exactly a complete nightmare for my parents though.. because no matter how much hard time I gave them with my extra-currics, I definitely made up in my grades in acads. I was what you say a straight A+ student. I was one of those kids who would play all day in the mud but as soon as the lights came up in the house, clean up and sit to do the homework.
Basically, I would oscillate between being responsibly irresponsible and irresponsibly responsible several times in a day.

Lets get to the topic of discussion- My monkey days
Climbing trees was one of my all time favourite passtime. I used to spend majority of my afternoon on one of the trees or under the trees in our orchard. Ah! such carefree days
( Got it in the web, that lill girl is Sooooo Me!)

Our orchard and the kitchen garden was like a huge farmland courtesy my mom. She could easily be crowned one of the best horticulturist around. In Dubai, we get good quality fruits but I have to pay for them. Back in the day, when I was young, buying fruits was an alien concept in our house. If I couldnot pluck it from the trees I wouldnot call it a fruit, be it custard apple, mango, guava, banana, lychee, all kinds of berries, dates, plums, papaya, pinapple. You name it we had it in our backyard. My favourite were "Kalo Jaam" (in the west they call it the Black Plum or Java Plum I guess)

I liked them cause they had great combination of taste- sweet, sour and astringent all put together and also, because they would temporarily make my tongue color purple!

Another fruit I always liked was guava. We had four guava trees and one of them had grown so big , it almost reached the window of my parents bedroom in the first floor of our three storied house.

One afternoon, I climbed onto this tree and after a quick scan set my eyes on a pair of guavas that were perfect for a late afternoon snack.They were almost at the edges of a thin branch. I couldnot stand on the branch without breaking it.If you had climbed a guava tree you would know what I'm talking about.So, I decided to stretch myself to the edge, while standing on a stronger branch. But,as I was finding it difficlut to reach out and pull the pair, I decided to use both my hands to pull them ( I know, I know what you are going to say..man I was so caught up in the act!)
As the fruits came off the branch, THUDD!!!

For a few moments, I went blank. Then I heard my mom's voice" What in Devil's name were you thinking???"
I looked upwards- I could see my mom's worried-angry face on the window.
Then I looked around. I had fallen on my back, the body on the field(so there were no injuries), but left side of my head had hit the edge of the concrete pathway around our house. And yes, the guavas were in my hands.

A few stitches and a few days later I was again ready to monkey around the trees.

I did get myself many gashes before and after this incident. But that fall left a dent on the left corner of the back of my head and hair never really grew on that area.

My mom thinks my idiosyncrasies increased after that incident.

I must add that my mom's usually right about everything she says.....

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Fireflies: Once Upon A Time

Some call them the wonder years,
Some the golden ones
Yet some others the best time of their lives
I call them the Fireflies

Cause,

Like fireflies,
They get to shine
Only for a little while

Yet,

In the dark of night,
When I'm upset about today
They shine in my memory
& make me smile


In this section I would put down all about my escapades while growing up in an idyllic small town in a beautiful countryland.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dubai, I Love You!: Chapter 2

Hook, Line and Sinker

PRESENT: 3PM, Saturday, Dubai

Discovery Gardens

Ivan: So how much time did he give you?

Anna: 1 week; I never felt so humiliated in my whole life.

Ivan: Don't cry, please..please

Anna: I'm trying, just don't know how to handle all these..I hate my life - doing this stupid job at the art gallery, hardly saving any money and now my boyfriend wants me to move out of his life and apartment. Thought in Dubai, I will find all the joys I was searching for and now all that i find in Dubai is sand!

Ivan: Com'on now. Don't say that. Give time to yourself. o.k? And you don't have to worry about the accommodation. You can stay here with me till you find a place.

Anna: Is it o.k?

Ivan: Of course Anna; Tell me how long we have been friends? 14? 15 years? You helped me come here. Look at me I'm living my dream and I want to share it with you.

Anna: Oh Ivan, you are the best.

Ivan: You ever doubted that?
They both laugh and hug.


PRESENT: Somewhere off the coast of Arabian Sea

Elena: Where are all the fishes?

Robbie: Looks like they have gone for a swim

Elena: Really Thor, were you always like that?

Robbie: Like what?

Elena: Dodgy hair and shit sense of humor!

Christopher: So, you miss him?

Elena: What?

Christopher: Com'on now, don't give me that. I know...say you miss him.

Elena: O.k O.k.maybe a little.

Robbie: Shall I call Skinny and tell him

Elena: Thor, you are impossible.

Christopher starts to chuckle.

Elena: Topher lets just push him off the boat. He is superhero anyways!


PAST: 1 AM, The Greens

Elena: Hey Topher gotta go now, its almost 1 now.

Topher: What? Please stay for sometime more.

Elena: Tomorrow I'm working unlike you losers who get to enjoy their weekend morning sleep.

Topher: Well then at least have the ice cream and go. I got your favourite one Cream and Cookies. Will get it for you..

Elena: That's o.k let me get it myself


Elena walks into the kitchen and opens the refrigerator to take out the ice-cream.

So, how old are you?: Shawn

Elena taken by surprise: what?

Shawn: I asked how old are you, cause I won't date a girl if she ain't legal

What hit her????

Elena: Funny

Shawn: I'm serious, I want to take you to dinner sometime.

Elena smiles: No thank you, I'm good

Shawn: Yeah I know you are good that's why I want to take you out.

Elena laughs: You are crazy or something?

Just then Ivan enters the kitchen: E, lets go man, I'm sleepy.

Elena: Excuse me please.

PRESENT: 4PM, Golden Sands, Burdubai

Noor: Ismail, I'm fed up of your excuses! When are you going to grow up?

Ismail: Noor, I'm honestly sorry but I really need this money. This time we have a good business plan. Its going to work out for sure. I will pay you back everything and I'll take care of you and parents. I promise.

Noor: Ismail, my brother, every time you say that and every time you fail us all.

Ismail: Please Noor, don't abandon me in this time of my need. I'm your younger brother. I thought I didn't have to ask others for help when I have a successful Business Manager for a sister. Please Noor, where will I go?

Noor:............ O.k Ismail, this is the last time I'm going to give you money. Remember, I'm doing this for parents.

Ismail: I love you Noor. I'll make it up to you for sure.

PAST: 4.30AM, Dubai Marina

As Elena starts her round of jogging, she says to herself: Its a perfect morning.

Is it???

Hey!: Shawn

Elena: Oh God!

Shawn (smiling): Yes?

Elena shakes her head in disbelief

Shawn (still smiling): What?

Elena:What are you doing here?

Shawn: Oh, Topher told me you do your round here and I thought if I go home I might just sleep over, so basically, I was waiting here for the past 3 hours for you to show up.

Elena: What? Are you a stalker or something?

Shawn : Naah. Just wanted to tell you I'll pick you up tonight at 7 for dinner.

Elena: Dinner?!

Shawn: Yeah dinner; and please wear something short and freeflow. There's dancing too in the menu. See ya, laters then.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Dubai, I Love You!: Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Truth is stranger than fiction

11.45AM, FRIDAY, DUBAI

Baghdad Street, Al Qusais

Rani, " Babuji! Where have u been babuji? I have been logged on for so long."
Arun," Sorry dear, got caught up in a meeting. So, what's ur plan for today?"
Rani, " Will go to Irish Village with Elena and her gang. Oktoberfest is going on there. Its going to be a blast they say!"
Arun," Enjoy, enjoy, our weekend starts tomorrow. Hey I miss you"
Rani, " Miss you too babuji."

Sana Fashions, Al Karama

" Got to send the money to India today, oops need to take out the clothes from the machine before it starts to smell"
As Frida straightens her hair, she also makes a mental note to buy some dresses this weekend. "Its never enough when it comes to dresses for a girl"

Golden Sands I, Burdubai

" Noor, we will have to keep the cast for another extra week", Dr. Haitham
Noor, " I see; I was thinking maybe, we can take it out as soon as possible. You see I'm going home for vacation & I have not told my parents about my leg. I don't want them to worry unnecessarily, you know, I just.."
Haitham, " Dont worry, everything will be fine. Inshallah."

The Greens, Sheikh Zayed Road

" E, baby I'm hungry. Is the food ready?", Christopher
Elena, " Get your ass up here Topher! I ain't gonna bring you food in bed. Thor is already here."

8.30PM

Frida, " Granny's getting her eye operated, Missing family a lot."
" Hey, don't cry. Things are gonna be o.k", Elena
" I really don't know E, too much pressure from family", Frida
Elena, " Then why don't you just meet the guy. Nothings wrong in meeting yaar. Who knows you may even like him."
Frida, " I dont want an arranged marriage."
"O.K Queen Victoria, even the Aviation Club manager has called asking for you. We gotta go now", Christopher
Elena, " Hey Fridu dear, my gang is waiting for me. We are going to IV. You just try and relax. I will come down tomorrow to your place. Is that o.k?"
Frida, " O.k sure; bye then, enjoy"
" I will", Elena

11PM, Irish Village, Aviation Club, Al Garhoud

Rani, " Hey E, How's your friend Noor doing?"
Elena, " The cast's gonna stay another week, It sucks big time."
" Hey guys! What's up?", Jamal
Christopher, " I didn't win the Billion dollar lotto, thats the news."
Jamal, " O.K, what happened, why is he pissed?"
Thor, " He can't have more than 3 pegs tonight; E made him promise that."
Anna, " That's so severe..why E?"
" Cause!, I don't want to clean up his shit again tonight. You should have seen last night. What a mess he did in my living room."
Ivan, " He had a whole bottle of white wine and two glasses of dirty martini!"

Lila, " What a concoction!" "Tell me about it", Christopher, " By the way who are you?!"
Jamal, " Sorry folks!, This is my friend Lila. This is Topher-Christopher,Ivan, Thor, Anna, E and..". E," Thats Rani". All, " Hi, come join us"
Jamal, " Thanks, but others are waiting for us over there. See you guys later."
" Laters.."

Forever (DJ Clement remix) playing in the background. Christopher, " Common E, thats our song, lets dance"
Elena," Do you see anyone dancing Topher?"
Christopher, " Exactly! Common doll"

" Quite a group", Lila. Jamal, " Yeah, rude, trippy, genuine"
Lila, " What kind of a name is Thor?"
Jamal, " Oh, His real name is Robbie; they call him Thor because of his height and size. You know Thor, the superhero?

Lila, " No, I didnot know that. See,they are dancing..; Hey that girl E and Topher, they a couple or something?"
" No, no, Topher is Skinny's best friend", Jamal
" Skinny? Who is Skinny?", Lila
Jamal, " E's boyfriend."

Friday, January 18, 2008

Reflection on the mirror: Unsung Melody

That winter season
Delhi beautiful, as if a Bride

That colourful garden
Roses blooming, as if teasing me

That white stone slab
Sitting pretty, as if a gemstone

All are witness to
A melody hummed
A lovestory that can be

This winter season
Delhi beautiful, as if a Bride

This colourful garden
Roses blooming, as if mocking me

This white stone slab
Steel cold, as if a gravestone

All were witness to
A song never sung
A lovestory that never could be

God alone knows how much I wish
I could turn back the hands of time;

sometimes we are too busy that
we dont notice happiness passby

Every time I find myself at fault
I shall return to this garden

Sitting on this white stone slab
this melody, I shall humm

Cause, they say,
Some songs are better left unsung.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Psychology Digest: Emotional Infedility

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships"----SHARON STONE

COOMING SOON!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Singles are officially dead!

Many post that will subsequently follow in this blog were written(" blurted out" would be more appropriate) long time back when I was a regular at MySpace an amazing networking site n personal space manager.

This blog was one of my early writings in myspace, however it still holds true to this day...

Date: A Long Time Ago.....
The other day I went to Esplanade to apply for one of the many licenses required to do business, they handed me 40-something pages of form to be filled up... but that part I'm not going to touch now( its for another day). What surprised me the most was when they told me that I would have to write my residence add in the space provided for "Company/Office Add" in the form and license would be delivered to that add only!. They said that as i was the entrepreneur, so the license will be delivered to me at my residence add. They also said that they dont have a "pick-up-from-counter" facility.I reasoned with them saying that as I'm most of the time in the office it would be better if the license could be sent at the office add. The officer then gave me the "mother of all reasons" after which I had nothing more to say. The officer said that for Entrepreneur's firm , its the rule that documents should fall in the hands of the entrepreneur and so the residence add!Now I dont know what the person "who framed such rule" was thinking.. did that person think that Entrepreneurs stay more at home than in their offiecs or if he/she is not there at home, his/her family will recieve the documents delivered by courier service They also said that if I miss the delivery, it would cost me a lot to get the document back. So what do I do....a single in the city? Well the ovbious..leave all business activities and stay put at home! i was sort of under house arrest for a week when finally the "Postman"( no spuerman/spiderman/batman) in khaki rescued me by delivering the document.
Actually for singles its an everyday struggle with things like these which are just taken for granted in case of a family person. All delivery men want your holy presence and all business transactions want your approval. During the process of settling down, I had tough time juggling between setting up the business and setting up my life/flat. After one month of struggle I was this close to becoming omnipresent. So I salute all the singles in the city. You are no less than God!