Friday, February 22, 2008

CAD Saga

Lotus and Luck
Scene: As the marriage day approaches, Drama is in a very happy mood. Cruela as usual in her neutral self.
Drama: You know, sometimes I just cant believe my luck. You said yes to me?!
Cruela: Honey its got nothing to do with your luck. Its all about the Law of Nature.
Lotus blooms only in mud!

Thursday, February 7, 2008

CAD Saga

Dhuwan Dhuwan

Scene: Cruela and Drama are at loggerheads regarding a particular issue.

Cruela: I told you I'm not into it if its not my way

Drama: Oh, Com'n; Lets not make an issue out of a nonissue.

Cruela: Why? why does it always have to be your way? Your wish is wish and my wish is cigarette?!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

CAD Saga

My Family and Other Animals

Scene- Cruela and Drama sitting under a tree discussing their future together.

Drama (On a lighter note): Sometimes, I get scared our kids might look like Zebra
Cruela (Really Concerened): Why?
Drama (Smiles): Arrey, You are fair and I'm dark thats why baba...
Cruela: Hey, you know, not necessarily they would be like Zebra....they could be like Penguins too na?

CAD Saga

Much ado about nothing

Scene: The gossip circle is abuzz that Cruela and Miss XYZ are dating. Drama, very tensed that Cruela might get the news, thought best to give it to her first and warn her not to believe anything she hears.

Cruela: Hello?
Drama: Hey, I need to tell you something

Drama explains everything about the gossip to Cruela.
She listens intently and then
says: Oh, Thank God! They are saying you are dating Miss XYZ? You sounded so serious, I thought they were accusing of Murder! Btw tumne khaana khaa liya hai na?.....

CAD Saga

Cook and Crook

Scene: Bogged down by work, politics and loneliness, Drama is missing Cruela very very much. He writes a very long letter to Cruela stating his feelings. He writes that he wants to leave everything and just be with her. Cruela recieves the letter and immediately calls Nautaanki.

Cruela: Got your letter. u seem very upset
Drama: I just cant take it any longer. I cant be away from you anymore.
Cruela: Btw, main bhi tumhe bahut miss kar rahi thi aaj
Drama: Accha?
Cruela: Yeah. Mera Cook chutti pe gaya huwa hai na isliye
Drama: Whats the correlation?
Cruela: Tumne mujhe letter mei itna PAKAYA so i thought maybe agar tum yaha hote to mere liye kuch accha sa paka dete!

CAD Saga

ZAZBAAT MANGE JABAN

Scene: Lush green backyard of the lovely Two storey villa. Sun playing hide and seek with the clouds. Cruela and Drama siiting side by side talking about everything under the sun. Suddenly it starts to drizzle.

Drama: Wow, such a romantic climate!
Cruela: YES, Its perfect for football. Lets play football!